Name: Stripe.🐾
Occupation: Professional napper, part time diva
Bio: The name’s Stripe, I strut like a runway model, demand affection on my terms, and knock over water glasses for sport.
My hobbies include:
Sunbathing like it’s a paid gig ☀
Staring at nothing until humans get uncomfortable 👀
Practicing parkour at 3 AM 🏃♀💨
Warning: I’m so gorgeous, you’ll forgive me every scratch, meow, and shredded couch. Basically, I’m the Beyoncé of cats.